Kate: Die monster! You don’t belong on this volleyball team!

Kei Tsukishima: It was not by my hand that I am once again a member of the Karasuno High Volleyball Club. I was called here by fans who wish to pay me tribute.

Kate: Tribute!?! You stink up the screen and just aggravate your teammates!

Kei Tsukishima: Perhaps the same could be said of all cooldere characters . . .

Kate: Your words are as empty as your character arc! Karasuno ill needs a middle blocker such as you!

Kei Tsukishima: What is an ace? (flings his Pocari Sweat bottle aside) A miserable little pile of dumps! But enough talk. . . . Have at you!

(scripted by Alain)