
So Legend of the Galactic Heroes has an epic cast of over 600 named characters, and even more problematic is that many of their names are insanely long and complex. So we decided to throw all that out, and it really became a fun game to find all these people memorable and easy to recall nicknames. This list will be updated as we review each part and new characters rise in prominence.
- Reinhard von Lohengramm – Dennis the Menace
- Yang Wen-li – WWYD/What Would Yang Do?
- Siegfried Kircheis – Red-Headed Step Child
- Oskar von Reuenthal – Batman
- Wolfgang Mittermeyer – Robin
- Paul von Oberstein – Professor Moriarty
- Julian Minci – Julian
- Landesherr Adrian Rubinsky – Kingpin of Pez Land
- Willibald Joachim von Merkatz – MCAT
- Ivan Konev – Han
- Olivier Poplan – Luke
- Walter von Schenkopp– The Rose Duelist
- Dusty Attenborough – Dusty Rhodes
- Ernest Mecklinger – Porn-Stache
- Alexander Bucock – THE Cool Old Guy
- Jessica Edwards – Yang’s Woman
- Andrew Fork – Fork You!
- Frederica Greenhill – Yang’s Woman Mk-II
- Rupert Kesseling – The Good Son
- Jean Robert Lap – Impaled for Love
- Sidney Sitolet – To Sir, with Love
- Job Truniht – Blow Job
- Annerose von Grünewald – The Rose Bride
- Bagdash – Frenchy
- Otto von Braunshwieg – Head Fratboy
- The Grand Bishop of the Earth Cult (does this guy have a name?) – Emperor Palpatine
- Kaiser Friedrich Von Goldenbaum IV – Emperor Pedophile
- Erwin Josef Von Goldenbaum II – Emperor Shota
- Louis Mashengo – Mandingo
- Adalbert von Fahrenheit – Fahrenheit 451
- Hildegard von Mariendorf – The Beard
- Fritz Joseph Bittenfeld – Shoot Another Black Lancer At It
- De Villiers – Lex Luthor


After a “season” of Legend of the Galactic Heroes there is just no way to really slow down or take a break. The idea that it is broken into parts is really for discussion only and not as an indicator of stopping points. The politics, relationships, and battles only become more complex and grandiose as the series flows ever forward; add on top of that the kinship you start to feel with the characters and it should be obvious why it becomes an addiction. Thus we started episodes 27-54 with both fervent curiosity and heavy hearts.