So Legend of the Galactic Heroes has an epic cast of over 600 named characters, and even more problematic is that many of their names are insanely long and complex. So we decided to throw all that out, and it really became a fun game to find all these people memorable and easy to recall nicknames. This list will be updated as we review each part and new characters rise in prominence.

• Reinhard von Lohengramm – Dennis the Menace
• Yang Wen-li – WWYD/What Would Yang Do?
• Siegfried Kircheis – Red-Headed Step Child
• Oskar von Reuenthal – Batman
• Wolfgang Mittermeyer – Robin
• Paul von Oberstein – Professor Moriarty
• Julian Minci – Julian
• Landesherr Adrian Rubinsky – Kingpin of Pez Land
• Willibald Joachim von Merkatz – MCAT
• Ivan Konev – Han
• Olivier Poplan – Luke
• Walter von Schenkopp– The Rose Duelist
• Dusty Attenborough – Dusty Rhodes
• Ernest Mecklinger – Porn-Stache
• Alexander Bucock – THE Cool Old Guy
• Jessica Edwards – Yang’s Woman
• Andrew Fork – Fork You!
• Frederica Greenhill – Yang’s Woman Mk-II
• Rupert Kesseling – The Good Son
• Jean Robert Lap – Impaled for Love
• Sidney Sitolet – To Sir, with Love
• Job Truniht – Blow Job
• Annerose von Grünewald – The Rose Bride
• Bagdash – Frenchy
• Otto von Braunshwieg – Head Fratboy
• The Grand Bishop of the Earth Cult (does this guy have a name?) – Emperor Palpatine
• Kaiser Friedrich Von Goldenbaum IV – Emperor Pedophile
• Erwin Josef Von Goldenbaum II – Emperor Shota