Hisui Dream Diary #4

I don’t regularly remember my dreams or keep any sort of dream journal but I have learned the trick to remembering your dreams is to repeat what happens in the dream to yourself out loud as soon as you wake up. It commits the dream to a longer term part of memory. And so I do not know how often I will be able to write posts like this but I consider this part one of an irregularly updated ongoing series. It is all dependent on when I remember dreams that are worth talking about on the blog.

It has been awhile since I have done one of these but I think the warm weather distinctly facilitates them. I’m a bit more likely to be kicked out of REM sleep and then stay awake when it is hot. I tend to stay in bed when it is cold letting me forget any dreams. Hopefully we will get one or two more of these before the end of the summer. In the end only time will tell.

It all starts with a certain strange universe that has the cast of Galaxy Angel and Kuroko’s Basketball attending the same high school, in the same glass no less. Everyone has been called into the auditorium for a speech from the principle who just happens to be the Principle from Urusei Yatsura. As the Principle starts to drone the camera of my mind goes to Forte Stollen in the audience (as it would be want to do.) Forte overslept and did not get to wash up before leaving home. She whispers to Ranpha that she is going to sneak out to take a shower and that she should be back before the end of the speech for when their home room teacher takes attendance. Ranpha says she will cover for her and call her if there are any problems.

So then Forte sneaks to the Girls Locker room, strips, and jumps into the shower with her smart phone. For some reason her smart phone is apparently waterproof. Such is dream logic. Half way through Forte’s shower she starts getting all these texts from Ranpha. I would like that state the despite the fact that vivacious and curvaceous woman is naked for most of this dream almost all the attention of the camera of my dream is on her smart phone. I’m not fully sure what that says about the psyche and libido but it definitely feels enormously telling.

Ranpha says that for some reason the Principle’s speech was uncharacteristically succinct and that he is going to wrap up the assembly early. Ranpha says her friends are going to try to stall to give her enough time to get back but she should hurry up. Apparently the gang’s plan is to ask the Principle really obscure and esoteric questions about their favorite manga. The thing is for some unknown reason the Principle can answer all the questions in amazing detail. So it starts off with Kuroko asking about Rurouni Kenshin.

Because the Principles answers are so detailed and profound Ranpha texts the answers to Forte who is missing all of this because she is in the shower. The texts are comically elaborate with charts, quotes, video clips, and pages from the series being discussed. The problem is that Forte keeps reading texts instead of getting out of the shower which means her friends have to keep asking questions to stall for her. Eventually Kuroko runs out of Kenshin questions so then Milfeulle starts asking Sailor Moon questions while Kagami asks about GTO.

Like most of my dreams it just sort of ends there without a real conclusion. Part of me thinks my brain realized that the joke was done there. Actually when I told Kate about this dream she had the best possible response: This would make a great doujinshi.

If anyone wants to draw it they are free to do so. I just want a copy.

– Alain

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